Please forgive me if something is one here twice
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Buffalo dollar ass serpent
*In a Canadian accent* We already know you are Harrison Ford, sir.
Pocket knife black man running
Pocket knife Olympics training
W-hat?
Steve-O, Vito, Devo, Tivo, Cheeto
Bwick Elias
Box Fart
Vitos gone wild!
The thing talking to the old man.
Scuze me Asian, Scuze me Asian.
To the right of the brother
Honey, get the camera.
Church o God
Church o Christ
Elizabeths thoughts on Lauras scale of attractiveness: They are either really pretty, or they are Jack Black.
Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Samwise, Merry and Pippin,Canacorn, Legolamb, Frito, Spamwise, Berry and Chitlin
They say that America is the only place you can go from a poor black boy to a rich white woman.
Bugs man, they grow in the grass.
Abraham NONCLIN.
So many stuff
They has this little raccoon, it was like a little rabbit
Cheese-ass
Everybody in the club getting tipsssssssssssssss,s
Jesus almost kinda sounds like cheese-ass
They need to verify his alibi
Chicken pussy
RVs make me nervous-Elizabeth
Gramps Bond OR Bond, Gramps Bond
Old, fart expert (you gotta put the pause where the comma is or else it is NOT funny)
Poctuspie
Pontypoctus
Pontagon. How many sides does a Pontagon have? Just one
Pontipoctuspie
Pontipoctus-agon
Sped crab
Tape-n-rape
Snortin coke at Folks
1 beard the Pirate
Bad Finger the Pirate
I felt like a fuckin tanning booth mother fucker
Leaky fish nuts
Supreme fish nuts in you braces
Desert picture cow blue
Little boy blew. He needed money
Chopstick in love
The Gob
String hole
Laura: Balls balls
Elizabeth: Don-t you mean nuts nuts?
Laura: What did I say?
Elizabeth: Balls balls.
Jack double cheez burger fish
Desert artist steer locker
Harry Baugh (get it? It sounds like ball?)
Leaky Baugh
I feel like fuckin Rice Krispies.
I love it when you call me large poppa
Cont-l b-fast
Chciken Mc...something
Chicken Mc...nothing
Chicken Mc...fish
Cafertia...the spelling on the trash cans in our school lunch room
TOMATTARU!
MAN PILLAR
-God, I was up till the buttcrack of the ass crack of of Satan lat night wrapping gifts.- Laura
Blow up crayons and elastic rabbits
Slut cock ass cat
-It's 2:00, do you know where your children are?- -Sittin right here on my dick.-
-Dead silence- WOW...hot patootie.
Porkstick, bacon club, breakfast cop
The CHUND of music
It-s one of them Estevezes
-Points to flamingo and kid jumping- It-s Velvet Revolver!
-Fuckin, the god-damned Jiminy Cricket-
-Your Face in a bag is beating my ass-
Bojnagles!
Hitler the movie
Big hairy pussy
Monkey in the middle...Smokey and the Bandit
Birthday torches
The C-ont-l B-fast Club
Midget bitch
Kunst...it-s what-s for dinner
Sawass Jackson
He-s not a petafile...he-s a wolf
Pee-Paw
Hitler died of diareha because he was squat
